Found “dirt” while cleaning, film at eleven
Upon buying the newish Mötley Crüe collection (Red, White & Crüe) on cd I felt a hankering to recap on a couple of key paragraphs of their fabulous autobiography. But was utterly unable to. The Lavonardo HQ library seemed no longer to not contain the epic saga at all.
Of course, the shelves have been unsorted with a cunning algorith even old Donald K. would be proud of, so it took considerable time to ascertain that the said book was not present on them at all.
Bah. It was time to resort to heavier artillery, so the hoover was rolled out of its stables. And man, did it have its work cut out for him. Such an abundance of dust bunnies were hiding out below the bed, that you could have sworn the instrument of cleansing was actually whimpering with joy whilst vacuuming up the sad remnants of a couple of weeks’ neglect.
However, it was not only the merciless elimination of clinging dust that the vacuuming brought out, but the lost book as well. Indeed, instead of anyone scurrying out with the volume under his/her jacket, the elusive epic was discovered behind the computer desk, being carefully propped up against it.
There must be a moral to this story. Lemme think…
Got it, got it. I need a maid.
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