So you’re using the pompous elven ditty as the march, I hear?
Yeah, you can now get married with The One Ring.
Seems like a bright nice idea, to instantly appeal to the inner whimsy of the recipient. Until you remember the last verse of the inscription:
[... blah blah blah ...]
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
A good omen for a fresh union, huh?
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