Archive for August 2006

Venomous Darkness

Saw Poisonblack at Tavastia yesterday evening.

Walked in after the warm-up band, April, had finished and thus missed their entire gig.

Recognized songs from the first album, but the new ones were entirely unfamiliar. None of them seemed to be instantly hooky, but the album ought to grow on listeners.

Was without much cash, so couldn’t pick up the album at a very reasonable price.

Steal from the Beeb, give to the … needy?

In a bizarre turn of events, BBC has reported that the new Robin Hood has been hit by theft.

Quite conveniently the hungarian production company had “forgotten” to copy the tapes, so this seems to be rather hefty hit. According to another take on the news item, the million pound ransom is real.

[ via Kasa. ]

Miami Vice, 3.5 stars

Saw Michael Mann’s Miami Vice. Had greater expectations than what the film actually delivered. I still refuse any accusations of a bad Mann-film, but after the elegant Collateral, this was a disappointment.

Visually the movie bears little resemblance to the classic eighties tv-series. Pastel clothes are absent, sunshine is substituted by grainy blue night, and no wrong-colored Ferraris are in sight.

The aural environment differs from its predecessor as well. No Jan Hammer appears on the soundtrack, but powerful instrumentals abound nonetheless - both Moby and Audioslave are represented by at least twice.

The plot of the movie does not seem like a 150 million dollar story - it’s a plodding tale that never really escapes the premises of a garden variety tv show episode. An even bigger disappointment is the lack of care given to the characters, they remain cardboard cutouts from the beginning to the end. And in a buddy movie the utter absence of any interplay between the leads is just inexcusable. The relevant wikipedia article places the blame on Jamie Foxx, who seems to have evolved to quite an unpleasant figure since the Oscar victory.

But occasionally the movie shines. The few gunfights are done with appropriate fireworks, and some of the supporting characters turn out to be far better defined than the leads.

Definitely a decent movie - I just kept expecting it to powershift to a bigger gear and start zooming. Sadly, that never happened, and the handbrake was left on for disturbingly long intervals.

No finns in the NFL

After Michael Quarshie’s recent injury, Klaus Alinen was the lone finn remaining on the rosters of the national football league.

One that sadly did not make the cut into the final lineup of 75. Yes, the team can nominate no less than 75 players, but has to cut down the field to 53 before the actual season starts.

Still haven’t set up this year’s draft for Yahoo’s fantasy football. Haven’t really read up on previews on the web (the relevant magazines oddly have utterly failed to materialize in Helsinki. Guess I’ll run Peyton Manning for the first spot - he’s been pretty much indispensable the last few seasons, and with Edgerrin James gone, the team may have to rely on passing game even more than before. Or not, maybe the Colts have developed a running threat inconspicuously, just like they evolved into a defensive powerhouse last season.

Complaints on video

Youtube didn’t fail this time either. Went looking for the Helsinki Complaints Choir famous from the recently ended ARS06 expo, and wasn’t disappointed. The original Complaints Choiur from Birmingham was an unexpected bonus.

pulttaan, kolme lämää

Took until now before the first thunderstorms materialized in Helsinki. And even they were pretty lame, as storms go.

Saw the first (and thus far the only one) lightning bolt on saturday - and nope, haven’t got a photograph of that. Accompanied by a couple of distant rumbles, and very little rain, it still was the most advanced storm of the season.

Last night another dry thunderhead crept up on Haaga. Saw a reflection of a bolt on a window and felt the crack of thunder overhead. However, the storm was again a dry one, and died down almost immediately. But it reminded of far more violent summers. Ones that we’d gotten used to.

MacGyver would need a handbag

World's biggest pocketknifebiggest swiss army knife. Ever.

85 tools. 1200 $. No mention on weight.

By Wenger (whose webpage is unnavigable flash monstrosity), not the
classic Victorinox.
[ via Charles Stross. ]

Unexpected way to spend a saturday evening

The plan to go see Miami Vice was again foiled. And I spent the evening waiting for a plumber. No: it was not Mario, and I haven’t developed a new fetish for drainage professionals.

It’s never good to step out of a shower into warm water. Warm water at a depth of two inches covering the floor.

A blocked drain was the culprit, and very uncooperative to layman approach (which mainly consists of swearing, trying to flush Real Hard, and wishing the water would just disappear).

A plumber on call showed up, and took care of the problem. Whose root cause turned out to be a ball of string that had got stuck in an intersection a couple of floors below.

Apart from wasted time, no real damage occurred - after all, clothes in the hamper were going into laundry anyway, and I’d read the magazines that were lying on the floor. I’m just glad that I took a brief shower as opposed to a leisurely one, since there was not enough water to spread to other rooms.

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Where n is 9.

Classic comics, oft reprinted, now free

Vertigo comics has made first issues of some of its most celebrated comics available on-line. In PDF-format, sized around six megs or so.

DMZ looks interesting, and I remember some credible folks enthusing about it - and with the first collected edition clocking in at less than ten bucks, it’s time to take a look. As soon as I’ve picked up the remaining 100 bullets collections.

Skipped the night of the arts, it appears

Nah. Just never got going out to downtown.

Wasn’t too excited with the program (missed out Magyar Posse’s gig in the ads), and stuck to such exciting activities as washing dishes and laundry instead.

Quarshie hurt

One of the two finns trying to get a spot in the NFL, Michael Quarshie, was injured in practice (scroll down down on the page), and will likely miss the season with tears to both the ACL and the meniscus.

Having endured a similar injury some years ago (though in less athletic circumstances), he sure has my sympathies and wishes for a rapid recovery and rehabilitation.

Now it’s up to Atlanta Falcons’ Klaus Alinen to score a place in the lineup as the sole finn in the league.

No snakes, no planes

No snakes, no planes So, the B-movie with A-class hype behind it didn’t quite clear out the box office last weekend.

Thus far I’ve avoided mentioning the movie rather adamantly, but this funky badge crafted by Jason Kottke proved plain irresistible.

Back off man, I’m a scientist!

Not really, just a wikipedia author.

Been an occasional editor for a while, but put in my first brand-spanking, created from scratch, article the other day.

The subject?
Some obscure interactive fiction game. Nope.

A catfish species. Not that either.

How about some doom metal record?

Yes, that’s the ticket, broke the zero with a short article on Cathedral’s Ethereal Mirror-album.

No-one has thus far screamed bloody murder about non-neutral point of view or typos in song titles.

Worst Possible Taste

E!, the barrel-scraping vulture of celebrity media had a bright idea: it’s been more than a year since the on-stage murder of “Diamond” Darrell Abbott, so it’s about time someone made a dramatized re-enactment of the act.

Thankfully, the management and Darrell’s family agreed that the idea is bad beyond belief. And said so, in public, and request that the gross tastelessness of E! is to be spread around the web.

Consider it done.

A musical history

Continuing from the literary meme, here’s one on music. Originating from the silent polevaulter.

1. One record that changed your life
Metallica’s Ride the Lightning. No comebacks after the state-of-the-art speed metal record. It took me years to pull myself back from the metal ghetto.

2. One record you’ve listened to more than once
Pretty much all on the shelves. Achtung Baby is one of the few with most spins, I guess.

3. One record you’d want on a desert island
No easy answers to this one. Audiobook of Dummies Guide to Surviving on a Desert Island is a cheap answer. Still haven’t tired of Nirvana’s Nevermind, and played loud enough would attract rescuers…

4. One record that made you giddy
Ramonesmania by the Ramones. On the very first round on the platter. Especially Bonzo Goes to Bitburg-song. Which still brings out a wide smile.

5. One record that wracked you with sobs
None, really. Of the recent, I’d say Sigur Rós‘ newest album comes close. And not because of boredom, but due to the massive crescendos within.

6. One album that you wish had been recorded
A Metallica live album from the era when Cliff Burton was still alive.

7. One album that you wish had never been recorded
Anything by David Hasselhoff. Yeah, that’s a quippy answer, but I don’t actively hate any single album.

8. One record you’re currently listening to
Draconian Times by Paradise Lost.

9. One record you’ve been meaning to listen to
Miles DavisBitches Brew. It’s been a while since the last time.

Honest, officer, it just went off

Should have known this: wikipedia does have an article about exploding whales.

Dazed And Confused, for the third time

Seems that I’ll soon get my first ever movie in triplicate, as Richard Linklater’s finest hour (thus far), Dazed and Confused, gets the Criterion treatment.

Who would have guessed - went to see the movie back in ‘93 just to while away a boring evening, and ended up discovering a definite lockdown on a top-ten movie.

The three editions in my collection have an increasing amount of extras. Seems that this one is the final stop in the evolution - you can’t really beat the Criterion guys at their own game.

Nevermore, not this time

Bah, looks very certain that I’ll miss Nevermore’s gig in early september.

Haven’t been an exactly huge fan of theirs, but at least their albums are never boring.

Was much more partial to the predecessor of this band, Sanctuary. And this would be a good time to start seeking out their output on cd - the twin vinyls haven’t been out of their sleeves since the first digit of the year changed…

Getting Lost again, ahead of the schedule

In a truly unexpected move, the Buena Vista company has decided to ship the second season on dvd earlier than previously announced.

And there was much rejoicing.

Especially when the collection is brimming with extras, unlike the UK-release that beat it to the stores by a few weeks.