Alderaan 911
Apr 7th, 2008 by lavonardo
Seems that the Imperial Ministry of Truth has done its best to keep the incriminating facts from being published. But the first reports are now trickling through the underground: the destruction of the Death Star was an inside job.
Read debunking of the “magic missile”-theory!
See the Emperor remain calm, reading to himself in a Sith school, even after the core of the battlestation had gone nova mere minutes ago!
And most of all - learn the shocking truth of the blood relationship between Lord Vader and the executor of the Tatooine-originated plot.
In the video of the Death Star’s destruction, Lord Vader clearly exclaims “I have you now” then fires two shots. Those shots never impact — anywhere. Were they merely “added” to the “official” video after the event to make it appear that Lord Vader had at least attempted to fight off his alleged son?
