Not the lost Darabont script to Indy 4

The caustic take on the script for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is a worthwhile read - but only if a) you’ve seen the movie (this is as spoilery as they get) and b) can stomach a precision attack on the franchise.

As a bonus: the odd insertion of a homage to the long-gone LucasArts graphic adventure games definitely made me smile:

SHIA LABEOUF

Pick up MAP. Use MAP on HARRISON FORD. Walk To TOMB.

And yeah, based on semi-reliable comments, Frank Darabont’s script might indeed have been less lame than the final product turned out to be.

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