I’ve never been that much of a Star Trek fan. This nifty ranking of all the 695 episodes in all the series will come in very useful in cherrypicking the best.
Outside cartoons and the Muppets, I’m having a real hard time recalling any non-annoying animals in television shows.
So: Elvis, Sonny Crockett’s crocodile from Miami Vice takes the podium half by default.
I don’t think such a beast exists. There may be tolerable ones (Amazing Race and Master Chef), but not one of them is actually “good” by any means.
In addition to being a terrible character played by an actor that rubs me the wrong way, Connor in Angel seriously derailed a good show for a long while, and overstayed his welcome by a couple of seasons.
This week’s Television Thursday challenge seems out mystery shows – ones that you can’t identify.
Can’t think of any.
And neither can I help the challenger.
I’ve referred to the old Battlestar Galactica theme song already (this time without the lengthy spoken intro, though):
Another personal favorite is MacGyver, whose intro captures the essence of eighties action television:
And Buffy does the same for noughties:
Hill Street Blues is the theme song I’ve likely heard the most times:
But the top position goes to Angelo Badalamenti – his Twin Peaks theme song still sends shivers up and down my spine:
Prior to the arrival of the new Sherlock, I was sure nobody would beat Jeremy Brett as the master sleuth.
The jury’s still out there on that particular question, but of the old style shows, the previous BBC take on Sherlock Holmes remains on top. Hill Street Blues, as a police procedural doesn’t count.
I would pay good money to get to experience again the masterfully nonsensical weirdness of Professor Drøvel (and the rest of the Dal Brothers’ shows. As an impressionable nine year old the first two series (no idea if any more was ever shown in Finland) left permanent scars on my soul.
The 2010 box-set seems to be available domestically, though without subtitles in other languages than Norwegian, it would be tough act to understand.
In a field plagued by maximal annoyance and improbable characters, a yellow-colored girls stands tallest: Lisa Simpson.
Complexity and integrity – combined with curiosity and intellect. Far more than most adult characters can muster.
Unless I can say Jani Volanen (who plays Pöysti in Pasila), I’m going to take the fifth.
TV Thursday #22: Best domestic actor
Often wildly inappropriate.
We didn’t have a television until I turned seven (or thereabouts, memories are far from exact), so I don’t have any televised heroes before school days.
And in those days my absolute role model was Starbuck from the original Battlestar Galactica. I had missed the theatrical run of Star Wars, so Dirk Benedict’s take on the cooler and larger than life character was something completely new (and not just Han Solo with added womanizing and decreased cynicism).
When Galactica returned with the disastrous 1980 series (the one with boy scouts and flying bikes), the biggest question was the whereabouts of Starbuck. The last episode finally delivered the goods.
The arrival of Katee Sackhoff as Starbuck in the new Galactica was something of a shock, but that quickly wore off.
And the theme song of the original series never fails.
I was sorely tempted to fall back to using Kermit and Miss Piggy again, but an unconsummated cross-species union is probably what is being sought in the challenge.
So, it’s Homer and Marge Simpson instead. After all, their marriage has lasted 24 seasons already.
I don’t consciously pay attention to characters’ clothing in television any more than in real life. Which is to say, very little.
Hence, trying to figure out which show contains the best dressed people is a shot in the dark.
But Game of Thrones does fit the bill, as the variety is extensive and the different cultures treated more deeply than just changing the dominant color in the tunics.
I haven’t seen a sports show worth watching.
Which is odd, since I actually belong to the minority that likes american football and used to follow NBA, too.
But it’s more about the lack of time, not the lack of shows.
I haven’t seen a single episode of Friday Night Lights, considering that I regard Any Given Sunday as one of Oliver Stone’s best films, the DVR that ate the first four episodes has lots to answer for.
Nope, the best christmas episode is the only piece of television during which I have had to request to pause the show and stand up on account of being acutely worried that I would rupture a couple of vital inner organs otherwise.
And that piece of absolute mirth and joy is Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo off the first season of South Park.
I used to be a dream customer for merchandizers, buying shirts and books and magazines and barely canon-related comic books. And yes, two bottles of Tru Blood, too.
Started off innocently enough with a X-Files shirt given as a birthday gift and went nuts from there.
Lately, though, things have been more sparse. A single Doctor Who t-shirt is the only one in the last year or so.
HBO’s store in New York is obviously a financial nightmare.
Haven’t bought more than just one Game of Thrones-shirt – Starks, obviously – the pictured one would be a nice companion to that.
Awesome Futurama Poster with the whole cast of the show.
I’d pay good money for this, but it’s actually available for free. If I ever run into Unrellius, I’ll definitely offer a beer.
Most of the great finnish television shows are firmly in the comedy genre: Tabu, Pasila, Kummeli (the early seasons), Julmahuvi.
So the few non-comedic standouts remain at the top even after a few decades: Neil Hardwick’s Musta Tuntuu and Pakanamaan Kartta, as well as the thoroughly limited series Tuntemattomalle Jumalalle.
Nonetheless, the daring and the wide variety of Tabu takes the top position.
The best team is also one of the largest ever – that of Hill Street Blues station.
I’d be Andrew Wells, the resident reformed geek villain of Buffy.
Most cop shows run the same team these days: the CSI and NCIS franchises run with pretty much similar crews, with just the serial numbers changed. And the same applies to most other procedurals: Criminal Minds is pretty much the same, Bones shakes up the roster a little, but very little indeed.
For some reason the crew of NCIS: Los Angeles rubbed me really the wrong way. Missed the pilot episode, so the characters were unknowns from the start.
But they grew up on me. Kinda expected on LL Cool J, but highly unexpected on the part of Chris O’Donnel.
Haven’t seen beyond the season one finale, so they might have turned their annoy-o-trons back on since then.
Then again, I also found Niles Crane extremely annoying on the first few episodes, so my tastes definitely are adaptable.